| # | Track Title | Mode, kbps | Length | Size, MB | Download track |
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| 1 | Absurd Ditties | 192 | 0:44 | 1.01 | Download |
| 2 | I'm A Telly Addict | 192 | 2:48 | 3.85 | Download |
| 3 | Terry Talking | 192 | 2:34 | 3.54 | Download |
| 4 | Ernie Had A Hernia | 192 | 3:18 | 4.52 | Download |
| 5 | Toccata In Dm | 192 | 2:37 | 3.60 | Download |
| 6 | My Wife's A Psychopath! | 192 | 2:53 | 3.95 | Download |
| 7 | Sod The Neighbours | 192 | 2:24 | 3.31 | Download |
| 8 | Melancholy Margaret | 192 | 2:24 | 3.30 | Download |
| 9 | Drooling Banjos | 192 | 3:54 | 5.35 | Download |
| 10 | Alecs Gone | 192 | 2:59 | 4.10 | Download |
| 11 | When You're Jimmy Saville | 192 | 3:07 | 4.29 | Download |
| 12 | Caught Up The Reeperbahn | 192 | 3:18 | 4.54 | Download |
| 13 | Dez The Demon Decorator | 192 | 2:58 | 4.07 | Download |
| 14 | Absurd Ditties (End Bit) | 192 | 0:46 | 1.06 | Download |
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